Max

Max is a boy/man with a huge willy. That has gotten with 12 girls before the age of 15. loves a bong on the occasion. He is a great bloke that everyone loves to hang out with.

Tom:Where’s max?
Jack:I don’t know aye tell him to come cause he’s a great bloke
Frank:I’ll shout him a cone

by Tommyslaughter666 October 16, 2019

Max

Max is usually is the kid that has the smells cock in the group but is usually not a virgin

You got max by the prank patrol

by Angussarto March 3, 2019

Max

You say a cat is a Max, when he is extremely cute

“OMG, Jacob,” “ Yeah what?” “ Your cat is being a Max, look how cute he looks”

by ToldYouMan April 1, 2019

Max

Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over

Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max

by 0liveee November 3, 2019

Max

he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.

Is your boyfriend named max?

by max’s girlfriend February 9, 2020

Max

Max is the type of person that you would kill for, but also kill.

People named max tend to be very kind, and friendly but also viscous and annoying.

"Max is in our class"
"Oh cool!! Max is nice sometimes"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 21, 2021

Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019