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Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.
Poor max, we should get him a modem
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone
max is the best
by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020
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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
by am baby November 10, 2020
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Max

Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey
Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.
by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020
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Max

Max is one of those people who can't shut up. He/She constantly bothers people.
by Lol nigga bitches11 April 20, 2019
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Max

Max is a very outgoing tall funny boy. He has blonde hair and is very smart. He is very funny and his best-friend Paige thinks he's very cool. He plays the saxophone usually and he's very talented and he always has something to say or talk about.
yo bestfriend max!!
by poohs May 9, 2019
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