Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 08, 2019

Max

Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over

Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max

by 0liveee November 03, 2019

Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 02, 2019

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 06, 2020

Max

Max is usually is the kid that has the smells cock in the group but is usually not a virgin

You got max by the prank patrol

by Angussarto March 04, 2019

Max

Max is the most sweetest, cutest and handsomest boyfriend you could ever have. The best boyfriend in the entire universe, in my opinion. His smile will brighten up your day in an instant if it’s all grey. He gives the best hugs and will always have your back.
If you ever have a Max in your life, don’t ever, and I mean EVER let him go.

“Hey, is that your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
“His name is Max!”
“Well, if it were me, you should cherish the moments you have with him.”

by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019

Max

Max is a sweetheart boy who enjoys playing with his family friend giving and listening to sugar by maroon five in his bedroom. Max loves hodaks and girls named Anna. More than anything max likes the songs body like a back road and candy paint! Max can’t stand hanging out with his friends, and would rather chill in his basement and take feet pics. Max is babysat by a girl the same age as his and max her give him baths. Max yells at his mom but with a sweet tone that makes her love him even more. Max is a former attendee or st Raphael the archangel catholic parish and has fun pretending to drink “alcohol”. Max has dreamy eyes and an even dreamier heart. Max is definitely a keeper.

#vibey #sugar #maxlovesjoellen

by Girlonfyah69 July 23, 2019