Math

The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

by Angela February 2, 2004

maths

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

by Jtgamerguy December 4, 2010

Math

It is a subject to learn how to calculate how to put in a dick in a pussy. It is very useful.

I learned math from porn hub

by xxx porn hub June 21, 2018

Math

A satanic ritual forced to be done to students.

"Got math next." "Oh no, God give you strength to make it thru."

by duckdoo April 24, 2017

Math

Add the bed subtract the clothes and pray not to multiply

Bro I love math

by Sanskrit January 4, 2017

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Dear, MATH

Why are you so abusing to humans?

by RunThroughTime February 10, 2014

Math

A necessary evil

Math is something (myself included) despise, but without it, we wouldn't be nearly as advanced as we are today.

by Gatch Attack July 23, 2017