March 9

You get to kick a baby!

Person: oh boy it’s March 9! Time to kick a baby today!

by PizzaDrinker October 16, 2019

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March 26th

People born on this day are one of a kind. They’ll be one of the funniest people you meet and they’ll have crackhead energy. Along with being funny they have very flirty personality’s, So don’t let them go.

Kid 1: Haha he’s so funny, when’s his birthday?
Kid 2: I think March 26th
Kid 1: Oh cool what a day to have a birthday.

by DirtWad October 16, 2019

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March 2nd

It’s March 2nd slap your partners ass day

by 22333773 March 1, 2020

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Marshmallowing

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.

I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

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March 23

National sexy crackhead day

The day that the most sexy crackhead was born. ( if you are born on this day you are most likely to smoke hella weed)
The definition of "March 23" is your a sexy crackhead.

by Sexy crackhead November 11, 2019

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March 10

girls born on march 10 are the most thoughtful and caring girls. she will come through when you need her. listen here, if your name (guys) starts with c, g, or j, THIS GIRL WILL HOLD YOU FOREVER DONT EVER LET GO! she hates talking about herself and will do anything to make sure you're happy. she might have a weird sense of humor that will definitely confuse you, but she will listen to everything you have to say. she wants to know all about your life, family and friends and even what you're doing in the kitchen. she just wants a glimpse into other's life and it genuinely makes her happy when someone finds her creative. she thinks of all her guys friends as her brother and she'll treat you like one too. please don't ever hurt her, she literally deserves everything.

Person 1: "hey when's your birthday?"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"

by daddysbigtummy October 19, 2019

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