penis marking

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

by Mike Will November 18, 2003

Smash Martians

A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.

For mash... get Smash

by smasher December 20, 2003

Mariana

Mariana is a weird specimen. She has dirty ass blonde hair but believes it's nice regular blonde and to top it all off she has boring brown eyes, or as she says "THEY'RE HAZEL!". Mariana walks around looking like a warped little creature and hates everyone but above all else she idolises some other disturbed character named César.

All in all she's a freak of nature and god help you if you come across her. She can sometimes be alright.

Dude i saw Mariana the other day and i wanted to dig my thumbs into my own eyes.

by Honour4Zuko June 17, 2020

martian hoolahoop

A dance move where you move your hips in a circular motion with hand on your head

I think the "Martian Hoolahoop" is the best dance move

by Alex uwu December 25, 2016

Mariana Trench mouth

the condition of post-cunnilingus mouth funk

I need a breath mint before I go back to work. I've got Mariana Trench mouth.

by Willikin November 1, 2017

mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

MarkHanson

A guy with a tiny dick

Hes got a markhanson

by Mclovin YoMadre January 25, 2019