the site map

Noun: 1)A crude stick figure drawing of the drawer anally raping the viewer of the picture, usually shown to the "victim" after tricking them into thinking that the drawing is going to be something, preferably something serious or interesting.
2) A Web Comic based upon faux cryptofacist social commentary: http://sitemap.keenspace.com

Verb: The act of giving someone a site map.

He said that my estranged father had finally contacted him about wanting to meet me, but when he gave me the note, it was the fucking site map.

by wangio May 13, 2005

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

I'm the Map

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by WarpStar92 July 14, 2021

grease map

Using the pattern of greasy finger prints on a multitouch display, like an iPad, to partly determine an application's UI usage pattern.

"The grease map shows that most of your app's controls are on the left and bottom of the screen, so you probably don't want to display important text there."

by Chimpy-6 April 16, 2010

put it on the map

To make it known or notorious. Introducing it to the world.

Wow. You really put it on the map with that one!

by Reallife truth March 18, 2017

treasure map

The ultra-manly mass of hair which beginning just below a man's chin spreads over the breadth of his chest, running then down the middle of the abdomen and leading to the pubic region.

He knew he became a man when his treasure trail finally turned into a full, sexy treasure map.

by Matthiass December 12, 2008

Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

by Air Gonzo May 22, 2006