Lard

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.

Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.

by gongkia December 27, 2003

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

lard

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

Lard Ass

Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.

damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass

by NeroToxin June 24, 2010

fat lard

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

by hamburg January 12, 2008

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010

Lard-string

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.

"I just lay there like a lard-string."

by Shortcakems March 16, 2009