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liberal hoax

A phrase used to avoid discussing a high risk situation. Generally one where you get the reward while pushing the risk off on someone else.
We can still have a rally, that COVID-19 is just a liberal hoax.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh July 30, 2020
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Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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liberalo

instulting meaned word for ignorant liberals, who won’t accept that there is no way out of racism, climate change etc. in capitalism. Liberalos think very profit-based and don’t give a fck on poor people. They simply don’t understand poverty, because their wealthy and ignorant.
cOmmUnisM is gOoD oN pApEr bUt siMplY doEsNt wOrk“
or

biLlionaiRes wOrked hArd fOr tHeir mOneY, yoU cAnt tAx thEm hiGher“
Those are typical sentences of liberalos
by readmarxmyfriends January 24, 2021
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Dragon liberation day

The day when the dragon finally leaves by flying over the wide ocean towards east! Usually followed by long lasting celebrations!
Dragon liberation day: Holiday on the 3rd of January for the people east of Woodward when the mother in law dragon finally leaves.
by upsi December 29, 2009
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brown laser beam

liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 November 30, 2011
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Poo laser

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.
by driverone January 13, 2014
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