limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina

hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce

by frickinburt January 17, 2014

limeyland

slang for Britain; in other words, land of full of limeys

They sure drink a lot of tea in limeyland.

by a little help November 15, 2007

limpen

to make one's penis go limp; to lose an erection

My girlfriend and I were having sex and she farted and then I was limpened instantly.

I was enjoying some porno the other day when my mom called me...needless to say it was enough to limpen me.

by mrselfdestruct August 7, 2007

limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

limptongueasaurus

a disease when your tongue goes limp and your words become slurred together and get very quiet, much like a small baby rawr from a dinosaur.

Tike always says Rittany mumbles, but she obviously has limptongueasaurus.

by Pintheth May 3, 2010

Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011