Greased Lightning

Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.

Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?
RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning
by Fagenstein February 28, 2006
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Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.
That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.
by the $cuN>| July 23, 2007
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lightning bolt

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.
"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo
by The Man Papa Smurf January 10, 2006
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Grease Lightning

When a group of guys are hanging out watching grease, one guy volunteers, and the rest of the guys ejaculate into his hair. The volunteer then slicks his hair back in the traditional 50's fashion.
Hey i haven't seen grease in a long time, anyone up for a Grease Lightning?
by Matsik January 08, 2011
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lightning...thunder

Used on D-Day to differentiate allied troops from axis ones. Seen in "Saving Private Ryan"

This code can also be used during night time games or sneaking out as a means of clandestine communication without being detected between two or more people.
Jim: Lightning?
Bob: (sneaking around during a game of ctf) Thunder!...jeez u scared the s*** out of me.
Jim: I was about to tag you too you took forever to reply "lightning...thunder".
by kafrattta May 14, 2009
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ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking
Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol
by Bill Engvald Packston November 21, 2009
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smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."
by jacksonwillkillyou May 16, 2010
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