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Jonesy has just been promoted from private to Lance Jack
by Johno1! August 2, 2017
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Laicee

She’s strong and smart. All the boy want her and all the girls want to be her. Although she’s popular she doesn’t know it and is very humble. She keeps a close group of friends but is nice to everyone. She gives second chances but don’t waste it or she will block you out. She doesn’t go looking for love but she finds it. She appears structured but she has feelings too, so don’t be mean otherwise her many friends will come after you.
“Hey have you seen Laicee today!”
“Yeah that sweater totally fits her!”

“Hey Laicee can I talk to you about my problems

Of course, I won’t judge”
by Volleyball lover 4 January 21, 2018
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Lanced

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.
When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”
by Kordops February 5, 2019
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Lainie

Lainie. She and her name are so precious that to define publicly and risk having Lainie’s name defiled would be to sin.
Lainie will define herself. She will discover her strengths and talents and thrive and flourish and will be raised well by people with good intentions.
by Realsmill July 30, 2019
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lainette

a pretty ass girl, with an attitude. Men love her
you know lainette?”

“ yes the bad bitch right
by Coollit October 22, 2019
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Lance

A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.

While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.

What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip

Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
Girl A: I love my leaf sheep. It's so cute and tiny and soaks up the green of whatever it eats! <3
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
by INY0URFACESPACEC0Y0TE November 14, 2019
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Lancer Pride

A phrase associated with Malden Catholic (or "MC" for short), a catholic all-boys school in Malden Massachusetts who's mascot is the Lancer. the phrase "Lancer Pride" was invented by kool aid drinkers and sycophants in MC's administration and alumni community and is meant for use in a warm and fuzzy context. However it is more commonly used in a sarcastic manner when talking about the numerous MC grads who were cool when they attended MC 20-25 years ago but are now pathetic losers.
**Some crappy Malden/Everett/Revera area bar**

Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah

Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.

Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"

*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*
by ba245 February 28, 2021
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