avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

Lacing a fatty

Tying up a fat chick.

My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".

by Lucky Fairlane March 15, 2010

Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

avril lavinge

One annoying wanna be punk pop princesses, who think that since she bought a ten dollar pink and black bracelet that she is automaticly punk. she's not. She is a huge icon for pre teen girls who want to think they are punk rockers.

In one word...................... CRAP!

by Nick January 30, 2005

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008