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Get the lazerin mug.Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.
Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022
Get the Lazer daddy mug.Lacazette is the name of one of the best players in football history. He is french and plays for Arsenal Football Club. His finishing is out of this world and is compared to players like Cristiano Ronaldo And Thierry Henry. Lacazette´s dribbling and ball control is even better than Neymar, Messi, Pelé AND Maradona combined. He is honestly extremely underrated. The tale has it that they wouldn't let Lacazette compete in the olympics because he is so fast that he made Usain Bolt cry in a friendly competition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Lacazette scored a hattrick against Manchester United?
Person 2: Yes, and all of his goals were Bicycle kicks from the middle of the field.
Person 2: Yes, and all of his goals were Bicycle kicks from the middle of the field.
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Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
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