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Trevor Kettle

Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!
by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019
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Wit Kettle

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?
by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019
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Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp
Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020
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Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021
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Boiling kettle

The moment that the water inside of a kettle reaches 100°C In word form (Boiling)
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charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.
that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!
by MilfMasher November 22, 2021
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chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way
by Ew_Its_Jason April 22, 2022
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