A term coined by New Zealanders, which supposedly implies that Kiwis good at coming up with solutions to any problem, typically in an unconventional, unusual or in such a way that uses whatever resource is available (I.e. being innovative).
New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.
New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.
Kiwi 1: “During the pandemic, I attached plastic tubing to my EFTPOS reader in order to maintain 2 metres social distancing”
Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!”
Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that”
Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”
Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!”
Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that”
Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”
by Kiwi Bullshit December 12, 2021
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The owner is often lusting after young spanish girls to prey upon, and will try to use his power on literally every woman who ever plays the shit copy. He believes that many of them are his 'girlfriends'.
The owner likes to delete players who pass one of his 'girlfriends' in levels. He accuses them of cheating and then deletes them from the shit copy, all of his bum-buddies agreeing with him.
All in all, it sucks shit.
The owner is often lusting after young spanish girls to prey upon, and will try to use his power on literally every woman who ever plays the shit copy. He believes that many of them are his 'girlfriends'.
The owner likes to delete players who pass one of his 'girlfriends' in levels. He accuses them of cheating and then deletes them from the shit copy, all of his bum-buddies agreeing with him.
All in all, it sucks shit.
Mary: Hey did you play that shit copy, kiwiserver last night?
Joseph: Yeah, it sucked shit.
Mary: Oh, it's okay, just e-mail the owner on his private e-mail account "shizaxin@gmail.com" and he'll give you free items!
Joseph: Yeah, it sucked shit.
Mary: Oh, it's okay, just e-mail the owner on his private e-mail account "shizaxin@gmail.com" and he'll give you free items!
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A controversial online forum dedicated to documenting the online activities of users/individuals who are deemed eccentric, weird, cringeworthy or unconventional; under the label "lolcows". These people end up their online behaviors closely monitored and inspected by KiwiFarms users, sometimes resulting in harassment and information exposure.
The motivation for KiwiFarms is usually entertainment, comedy and satisfaction gained from the expense of the "lolcows" they gather information on. Occasionally an lolcow will find themselves on KiwiFarms and get baited into their own thread; because of this KiwiFarms has been the target for many removal attempts, hacks or lawsuits.
It is not uncommon for KiwiFarms "lolcows" to have high levels of non-self awareness, mental disorders/disabilities, strange interests and generally outlandish/strange behavior that attracts attention from others. These are factors that make them easy targets for users on KW.
The motivation for KiwiFarms is usually entertainment, comedy and satisfaction gained from the expense of the "lolcows" they gather information on. Occasionally an lolcow will find themselves on KiwiFarms and get baited into their own thread; because of this KiwiFarms has been the target for many removal attempts, hacks or lawsuits.
It is not uncommon for KiwiFarms "lolcows" to have high levels of non-self awareness, mental disorders/disabilities, strange interests and generally outlandish/strange behavior that attracts attention from others. These are factors that make them easy targets for users on KW.
On Kiwi Farms there are threads made on strange users online which are found by the sites users, these people are quickly labelled lolcows and their threads fill up with KW users monitoring and finding entertainment in their online activities.
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by Jelly101 November 23, 2011
Get the Kiwi mug.A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!
by Pastor Kidneys October 12, 2010
Get the Kiwi mug.a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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