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Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

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by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009
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Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike May 13, 2005
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kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.
-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!
by vtg5 October 23, 2006
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UwU kitten

UwU kittens are the sexiest ppl to live. If you find one, dont play with its feelings because it will BARK BARK BARK at you.
Dang mywife is a UwU kitten, i willnever leave her broken harted😍
by Erpxsv February 28, 2022
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Boo Kitten

I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!
by $GK$ August 4, 2007
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Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.
by eejit101 June 1, 2011
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E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah
My E-Kitten is cute
by H9ppy August 31, 2022
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