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Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.
by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017
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Out of the Kitchen

A phrase used to describe vaginal fluids that are particularly hot in temperature and create a burning sensation for the affected woman.
Boyfriend: Can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.
by Lorne Evader November 5, 2011
mugGet the Out of the Kitchenmug.

Manjulas Kitchen

A set of cooking based videos uploaded on youtube by Manjula from north India. Often ridiculed for her use of words adding 'eh' after everything.
I am Manjulas Kitchen and welcome to my kitchen, we will add one tableh of cumin seed.
by Manjulambaya January 21, 2008
mugGet the Manjulas Kitchenmug.

Kitchen-Gay

Someone who is homosexual in nature only within the confines of the kitchen.
Ester: wow this meatloaf is really delicious did you make it sally
Sally: no Bob did
Ester: Oh so bob is kitchen-gay then
Sally: yes Bob is kitchen-gay
by stevesharpton August 17, 2009
mugGet the Kitchen-Gaymug.

kitchen whale

The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.
My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.
by voodoo22007 June 19, 2009
mugGet the kitchen whalemug.

soup kitchen

brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.
by spoons mcgee wilson August 11, 2010
mugGet the soup kitchenmug.

kitchen bitch

by Ben Dover March 15, 2004
mugGet the kitchen bitchmug.

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