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Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.
Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool
by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.
Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.
by psychedivision October 22, 2019
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kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button
dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool
by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020
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Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
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kiddy giddy

A kiddy fiddler that specialises in groaping toddlers.
Ayo bro, stop being a kiddy giddy
by Urban Explorer October 30, 2021
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kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.
That's not an arcade; it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I'm out of $60 but he got sparkle slime.
by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025
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