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Keysys

Moronic youth who hang out at Fast Food chains like it were an episode of Saved By The Bell.

Speech, un-unqiuely undeveloped (and stolen from african-american movies), music tastes tend to be extremely cliche and following the war-cry of their Muzza brethren; only date underage girl's who don't know no better.

(Here's a tip boys, how about you develop the craft a little and spray paint something that actually matters... Same goes to that "Drix" fucker)
Person One: Uh, who sprayed "3173 Boyz" randomly on that wall?
Person Two: *shrugs* Some fucktard

Keysys / Keysy boy: Oi bro! Who wrote "Muzza Fucktard" over that graffiti I dun last week?
by A M K October 10, 2006
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Alicia Keys

1) A beautiful, talented multi platinum R&B artist with ten plus Grammys under her belt.
2) A girl who is pretty, but lacks demure qualities and is rough around the edges due to their street nature.
3) A beautiful woman who could have any man in the world, but would rather have another woman's husband as well as write an 'unthinkable' song about it.
1) Oh she plays the piano? I see you Alicia Keys!
2) She has a pretty face, but she has shoulders like Randy Moss and talks like DMX. You know, like Alicia Keys. 3)That girl has got it going on. She is pregnant by a married man. She could have anybody in the world, but she'd rather be a homewrecker! At work we call her Alicia Keys.
by chezpoodle! November 30, 2010
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Keys

Musician slang for a keyboard instrument, such as a piano, synthesizer or organ.
Who plays the keys for your band?

Is John going to play keys today?
by Foxtear August 31, 2010
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Keystoned

To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.
He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
by Drobnizzle February 21, 2008
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The Keystone Effect

The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut
I got laid at "The Keystone Effect" concert last night.
by Dr. Shasta Kielbasa March 19, 2009
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Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.
"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!
by Archyis September 6, 2007
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keystone

A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.
Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
by Ice Cold January 22, 2005
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