Toby Keith

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.

Toby Keith is just fucking American.

by Americanperson September 1, 2013

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Keith Out

To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.

Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.

by Yorkshire Dale October 6, 2019

keith chan

penis.

hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?

SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!

by keith chan sucker December 26, 2008

Keith Sweat

A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.

Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.

by Big Dealer Cap Peeler June 15, 2010

Joel Keith

Short for a BIG PENIS that is at least 10 inches.

joel keith - why is my peen so big

by asldjfal;ksdjfal;ksdjfal;skdf September 4, 2019

Handi-Keith

A synonym for "Vagina" also known as a a slang term for "retard"

Keith brookes is a handi-keith!

by JohnnyRainbow April 7, 2009