Nigger kebab

this is literally a bunch of niggers on a stick. A nigger kebab.

man: mmm, this nigger kebab is so good

by 8bitnutella August 21, 2025

Kebab tekniker

A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.

1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.

by Koalapower September 26, 2017

Kebab

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend

2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.

1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab

Fella 2: not too bad mate

2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate

by lil_mau February 17, 2022

Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024