Kaiserboo

That one friend you have that is obsessed with the german empire so much he speaks in a mock german accent, hates anything to the right of Wilhelm II, and wishes germany won the great war.

Logistics of germany winning the first world war aside, they will often get pissed when you mention a shortcoming of the empire, and either deny or outright support actions like chemical weapons being used on civilians or the namibian genocide, usually for some bullshit reason such as "tHE fRenCh diD iT FirsT" or "NaMIbiA wAs A reVolT". Ironicly enough they often wont be german in the slightest and probably played too much hoi4.

This may overlap with being a werhaboo, or in extreme cases, tee-a-boo. While untrue, you would be forgiven for calling them nazis, due to home similar they can be at times, and the fact that one can lead to another.

John: Hello, I'm a kaiserboo!
Abdoul: So you're a nazi.
John: No I just support the namibian genocide and reckless use of chemical warfare in ww2 by the germans.
Abdoul: Are you sure your not a nazi?
John: Yes, I'm a kaiserboo.

Kaiserboo by anonymous July 7, 2022

Kaiel 

-some guy who is as skinny as a stick but beware!! he's got abs jo
-he has been with bed with a guy named !xobile ( they're really good in bed and makes disgusting noises that entertains the audience =] )

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Kaiel by unanoodle123 March 22, 2009

Kalie 

Scottish-gaelic origin - keeper of the keys; pure.

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Kaiser 

Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.

Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.

Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.

Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!

Kaiser by Anonymous definitions 101 May 27, 2020

kalie 

a kalie is a lying broad that will act like she wants to date you more than anything and two weeks later ditch you for a faggot of a guy.

Dude last week I went out with this girl, then she totally pulled a kalie on me and suddenly she's dating another guy.

kalie by pissed_92 November 24, 2010

Kalie 

A trash can, or a dumpster.

Hey can you go throw my wrapper in the Kalie.

Kalie by Magconbabe December 13, 2014