Junkface

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.

"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."

by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

junk-jiggler

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."

While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Junk Slap

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>

I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.

by D$A$V$E May 25, 2006

Junk Fire

The extreme heat produced by rubbing to mens gentiles together.

Dude there was threesome and the two guys ended up in the hospital with a third degree junk burn from the junk fire.

by U know 5539 February 14, 2009

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010

junk

A word used in urban areas like South Florida to describe anything

Ay that junk is fire

by Broward Kid November 29, 2016