jose campos

a very very short,ugly,fat,and lazy mexican that has a lil penis with giant girl boobs and has doggy nuts and will probly end up with a guy becuz he is so ugly his own mother doesn't like to look at him.he also looks like the grinch.
i seen a jose campos and i had to go to the doctor becouse my vison was going away.
by david tovar September 16, 2010
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jose

Ski, Carter, and Tim smoke the most joses.

Save me a josie.
by hookermeister1 November 11, 2009
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no way Jose

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
by 000CAta April 09, 2017
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jose vidro

The current second baseman of the Washington Nationals.

The team leader of the Nats, Jose has been elected twice to an all star game and provides the team with lots of help on the field and in the clubhouse.

My favorite player from now until forever.
by Alomar April 15, 2005
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Jose Villalobos

A very cool guy who loves to drink.He loves cats and has a cool mustache.He loves anime and video games.
Dang that guy is a Jose Villalobos! i tell you what!
by JONO1313 November 21, 2010
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Jose Queervo

1. An extremely homosexual male.
(see too gay to function)

2. An extremely drunk person with homosexual tendencies.
1. Hey Jose Queervo, pull your dick out of your boyfriend's ass.

2. After thirteen beers and many sexual advances to his buddies, John's friends started calling him Jose Queervo.
by OGBiggs March 01, 2009
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Jose TKR

Jose TKR also known as Jose the KING of rizz. Jose the king of rizz in lord of rizzland and will litterly blow up your blatter with butterflys if you see him. Joe the king of rizz has so much rizz you cant handle.
Oh know its Jose TKR better hide your girl if you have one probably dont cuz Jose TKR already got them
by Jose TKR May 20, 2023
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