Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.

"Joost blue balled me yesterday, the fuck?"

by KevinKlml June 6, 2019

Jooms

Fucking weirdo. But I’d still die for him. Hella weird tho. Great friend, also a great person to span with the funny posts you find on Insta. Sucky Sucky. Also makes weird jokes.

Me: It’s pronounced Shadai
James: Oh okay, should I buy Gatorade today or tomorrow.
Me: ???
James: You know SHADAI.
Me: Ohhh (still confused on how on earth i would understand)
Thinks: Jooms, you hella weird. Fucking weirdo.

by ajfksds June 6, 2019

Joop

joop
poop and jack it at the same time.

How could you ever joop to your mother that is sick.

by Sijdskncxj June 22, 2019

Joostapfel

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and autism.

lets pray to the holy Joostapfel to be blessed with fortune and a bright future

by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

Joost Winkens

Ancient fool

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!

by Thissa420 November 22, 2019

Jooshbag

An insult for someone named josh or joshua

That Josh is a real jooshbag.

by LunarSans the Sloth February 10, 2020

Joost

Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.

Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor

by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020