shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"

David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.

by Lars May 16, 2005

wigger jive

When a white girl fornicates with enough black men that her accent becomes one similar to black low income culture.

Hey Jim, did you notice that Mary, after only one year of working for the football team, talks in wigger jive?

Mr. Makingpoopies

by Slapnuts McGee October 22, 2017

motor jive

A destroyed ..decimated or thus broken heart.

As in your magic brings everyone who reads. Heartbreak and motor jive.

by M. F. Ludet June 24, 2018

what it is jive turkey

It's a black persons words for "Whats Up"

"What it is Jive Turkey?" Nuttin much muh Nukka!!

by Chelsie February 21, 2004

penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Cut of Your Jive

An expression of ones feelings of sexual desire toward another person of the opposite sex.

Wayne: Wow Erin, I was just looking at your myspace pics and i have to say "i like the cut of your jive"

Erin: fuck off wayne you nerd ass cock monger...

by Jinnims Moilans June 13, 2007

Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.

In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .

by maximo hudson May 12, 2009