jerkfaced

the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.

eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.

by chris_15432 June 18, 2007

jerkay

pronounced JERRRRRKAYYYY

its an exaggerated form of just kidding or "JK"

Terrorist: We will bomb the white house
Obama: WHAT?
Terrorist: JERKAY *laughs*

by stonebuddha August 22, 2009

Jerksicle

When jerking off in the cold causing the sperm to freeze and create icesicles on the head of a penis.

I bet my jerksicle is longer than yours!

by Sanity Sam January 16, 2011

Jerkagility

The ability of ones arm to effectively jerk off

I have no jerkagility with my left hand, so I must jerk off with my right.

by Carniekman November 1, 2011

jerktard

douche bag, jerk and retard combined.

dude did you just eat my last chip? you're such a jerktard.

by Smitty fo'Shitty November 22, 2011

Jerkface loser head

A term used toward their significant other in which they express that they love them

Jerkface loser head!!

by Gooberface November 6, 2012

jersaya

Loving,strong,caring, beautiful,and smart over all

I need to be more of a Jersaya in life

by Jersaya January 4, 2017