Billie Jean instance

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.

I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

Jean-Francois

A male who works well with computers and generally fixes most things. A Mr. Fix A Lot per say.

Loves to collect bikes and most things with wheels.

Tall, dark and handsome and tends to enjoy medium length walks on the beach.

Person A: Who's that wizzing by on their bike?
Person B: Oh it's none other than THE Jean-Francois

by rockalady February 7, 2010

Jean-Luc Godard

An influential French filmmaker. His filmmaking style was, for its time, very unique and fresh, and is still fresh to this very day. His work and style continues to influence filmmakers to this day, especially in the independent film industry. He was also a very political filmmaker, and is a known Marxist and Maoist. Thus, he is a controversial figure.

Check out this guy's film! It's so freeform and unique. Looks like we found ourselves the next Jean-Luc Godard!

Take down that picture of Mao you damn Godard!

by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008

blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009