Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.

In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️

by The Chipporino August 29, 2022

Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz

Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!

by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020

Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019

Jake

Jake a sweet boy with a devilish and determined dark side. He’s hot and dark but is truly wanting love and someone to hold. Find a Jake and hold on to him he may be distant at first but you’ve found keeper.

Damn I just love Jake.

by Rockstar864222 June 11, 2018

Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.

Jake is super cool

by IloveCaden November 6, 2019