jackinitis

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation

Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!

by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

Jackling

The action or process of gargling (Big Black Balls)

"Hey man have you been Jackling lately"
"Yeah man I've been doing my daily Jackling for a month"

by w6lrus August 24, 2022

Jackintosh

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

by guitari January 28, 2023

Praise Jacking

When you get a into a conversation about a video or movie that you've never seen and use some of the comments that you've heard somebody else make about it after seeing it. Usually done to feel less left out and more the center of attention.

Joe, "Did you catch the new Quentin Tarantino movie?"
Paul, "Yes, I found it a classic thrill ride. It was violent, unrestrained, and thoroughly entertaining."
Joe, "Dude you totally are praise jacking right now"

by actionjackson96 August 26, 2009

crow-jackin

When one crosses the street illegally. Not in a cross walk.

Make sure you cross on a cross walk, the crow-jackin police are on the way

by thedominator22 October 11, 2009

Thank-jacking

When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'

Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"

by Clifton Reed March 17, 2011