Bruh-itis 

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

Bruh-itis by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024

MD-itis 

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show

I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.

MD-itis by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024

The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.

I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy

The Itis by edawg444 January 10, 2025

Pussy-itis 

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.

He has a condition called pussy-itis.

Pussy-itis by Doctor A. March 12, 2025

Seller-itis 

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

Seller-itis by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Fun-itis 

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

Fun-itis by 812 mafia September 5, 2025

hodgepodge-itis

To Don McDonald and Tom Cock of “Talking Real Money,” Hodgepodge-itis is "portfolio sprawl." It is the condition where an investor’s portfolio has become a chaotic collection of random mutual funds, overlapping ETFs, and "zombie" accounts gathered over decades.

"After looking at your twelve different brokerage accounts and thirty overlapping mutual funds, it’s clear you’re suffering from a classic case of Hodgepodge-itis."

hodgepodge-itis by freeman69 February 8, 2026