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Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back
by docswenson May 8, 2010
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itchy ankle

That feeling you get when you think someone is just using you for something
"She keeps asking me out, but I always pay... I'm getting some itchy ankles about our relationship"
by Some asshole on the Internet September 28, 2017
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Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)
by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018
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Itchy

Extremely impressive or used to express excitement
Equivalent to cool, awesome, and nice.
"Hey man, I just got the new ikonik skin on fortnite!"

"Damn bro, that's itchy!"
by Simply Itchy March 15, 2019
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Itching for Ivory

the term for when a black person lusts after a white person, the opposite of jungle fever
Michael noticed that Rihanna had been more flirty and touchy the past week, apparently someone is Itching for Ivory
by porchvanscoot June 20, 2019
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Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019
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Itchy Ass

When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.
Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!
by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019
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