monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011

1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.

A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.

by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019

Savage Monday

When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.

Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.

Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.

by R.Patel October 5, 2012

Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.

Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.

by Srslywtf December 11, 2014

Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery

*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time

by Jeramuse December 11, 2021

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015