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America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result
Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"
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Israel

A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.

The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
Israel is a country in the Southern Levant.
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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Israeling

to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
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Israel Derangement Syndrome

It’s is a term often refers to a perceived irrational or obsessive hatred or criticism of the State of Israel, especially when that criticism is seen as disproportionate, unbalanced, or disconnected from reality. Most Islamists, leftists and retards has it.
Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
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Israel

To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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