Inking

Jerking off your friend with one hand while getting a tattoo on the other.

Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!

by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024

When the photocopier runs out of ink

A remark made after a counterfeit or fake item, that was falsely being presented as an original, is exposed, typically due to the discovery of the original, followed by a visual comparison of the two. The phrase can also used without the appearance of the original item, in situations where the imitation item malfunctions or breaks in a manner that would not be seen in the original.

Guy #1: Did you see Doeshii's alligator album cover getting exposed for just being a copy of Shah's alligator album cover, with the only difference being she used an albino alligator?

Guy#2: Yes I saw! You know thats what happens when the photocopier runs out of ink!

by JesusChristsDad March 22, 2025

INK SAMYUERU KUN

Gacha terrorist that makes gacha porn.

Ink Samyueru Kun is dangerous.

by AndreKakka October 24, 2020

Ink!Sans

Ink!Sans is the protector of all AU's and most commonly known from an online series called "Underverse" He is also Bug/Elliot's wife :3

Ink!Sans is cool I think

by InkSansOnlyHusband June 25, 2025

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025