Top Pot

A chain of doughnut shops in the Seattle area, founded in 2002. They serve better coffee than Starbucks and THE best doughnuts in America.

Person 1: Let's stop by Starbucks and spend ten dollars on overpriced coffee and marked-up snacks!
Person 2: Orrrr we could just hit up Top Pot.
Person 1: Oh yeah, we should do that. What was I thinking?

by SoundOfff February 11, 2014

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Chia Pot

A Form of Pot That Is Not A Drug,
But u Get High and Hyper just the Same

Mainly used by Julia and Kate

-Dude i want Some Chia pot!
-Go Ask Kate!

by personperson:D June 11, 2009

pasture pot

it is synonm for low grade marjuana.

i.e., swag weed, pasture pot

by behol December 24, 2010

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

frothy pot

Warm and foamy diarrhea so satisfying you let it boil over your waistband.

I was enjoying a nice breakfast at the Hardee’s and noticed a woman next to me performing a Frothy Pot while drinking her coffee.

by Pleasedoit September 29, 2019

pot flashes

The phenomena that occurs when you think you smell pot (AKA weed, tree, marijuana), but you're actually just imagining it.

"I thought I was just having pot flashes, but it turns out bros actually WERE smoking weed outside our liberal arts college dorm window."

by JuicyJones February 16, 2010