by socopoc August 31, 2015
Get the sling one up the back of shemug. It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009
Get the Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragonmug. n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
Get the knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunkmug. Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
by goobershanker April 6, 2004
Get the granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a slingmug. by Slinger346 February 10, 2024
Get the Slingingmug. Slingin’ chicken is when a man takes a chicken, male or female, and sodomizes it. After the act, the slinger takes the chicken by its feet and launches (yeets) it over a bridge of at least 350 feet high.
Damn, Sebastian was so drunk last night he started slingin’ chicken left and right. Slingin’ chicken is my favorite thing to do on Tuesdays! Slinging chicken is a despicable act.
by Paul chicken December 12, 2020
Get the slinging chickenmug. Similar to the word “rizz,” the pc word sling means a charismatic trait that somebody has and quantifies their ability to get bitches.
Omg is he gonna go sling her up?
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
by slingking October 1, 2023
Get the Slingmug.