IKE

Ike is the definition of dick cheese. Ike is a gentle lover only to men. He pleases himself with jars of hummus, as he has never felt a woman's embrace. He is most likely unable to control his anger leading to a very serious ED.

"My man gave me genital warts from a one pump wonder" "Oh so he pulled a ike"

by pussymuncher3000 May 30, 2023

Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.

Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.

by ChodePriest June 11, 2023

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When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

by Quinzen June 1, 2024

Iked

When you buy an overpriced sandwich from Ike's Love & Sandwiches.

Pete: Bro I bought an expensive sandwich
Trevor: Dawg, you've been Iked!

by Troy Willis June 8, 2024

ike aka brandon

black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem

ay ike aka brandon sucks mums life

by aymjee July 11, 2024

Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.

“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”

by Sivilion January 17, 2023

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You were SO bored you typed the rows up and down and then backwards while holding shift, HOW MUCH FREE TIME DO YOU HAVE.

You are probably at school not paying attention to the teacher. `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\|+}"{_)P:?>LO(*IK<MJU&^YHNBGT%$RFVCDE#@WSXZAQ!~

by Monke1225 March 28, 2025