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Morningwood hustle

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.
Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!
by bunghammer January 20, 2011
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hustle

1. to move rapidly

2. hurried movement

3. a dishonest plan for making money

4. to make money in a dishonest fashion
Come on, let's hustle before that slack-jawed idiot gets here.
by Light Joker May 6, 2005
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shit hustler

A Dirty old drunk male prostitute, assistant trailer park supervisor, who hussles themselves for greasy dirty old Dq Coupons And/Or Cheeseburgers
by AnthonyDsdjfb January 22, 2008
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hustle

to keep a consistancy on money flow ''GET MONEY''
flippin a pac thats hustle geting money and knowing how!
by fat back December 28, 2005
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Hustlin

1. The act of one breaking the law to get more money, which may or may not result in mo' problems. Usually involves selling drugs (slangin), pimping or other illegal activies.

2.What Rick Ross does daily, apparently.
Guy: Everyday I'm hustlin'!
Girl: Bitch, you work at Burger King, you ain't no hustla!
Guy: I wish I worked at BK. I work at Cook-Out, nigga.
by RedStar93 October 18, 2009
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baqwood hustla's

1. white boys that marinate thinkin they nigga's

2. a clique of white boys who be merkin a nigga

3. clique of white boys who be usin sayin "we'ain'een'playn"

4. jhagga, jhagga, jhagga
1. Them baqwood hustla's be stompn on erbody.
2. Them baqwood hustla's merkin some nigga's who be merinat'n in the grill.
3. Baqwood stompas be hustlin on erbody.
4. baqwood hustlas be gettin all da hoes
5. get buck, get back, get crunk...hhaaahhn
by Treyvon Johnson August 2, 2006
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Real Hustle

n. "The Real Hustle".
An English program on BBC3 depicting a group of confidence tricksters pulling different scams and hoaxes, in order to warn the public of possible scammers or con men.

v. "To Real Hustle".
The act of repeating something one has seen on the aforementioned program. For example, pickpocketing.
1: Guy 1: "Dude did you catch 'The Real Hustle' last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was okay, but who the hell wants to steal pens!?"
Guy 1: "It was a sweet pen".

2: Guy 1: "Dude watch out for that shifty man walking around, he might real hustle you."

3: Guy 1: "Dude I totally real hustled some guy on the dancefloor and stole me a fiver!".
Guy 2: "Sweet! Let me hold a dolla'".
by Beeth October 23, 2007
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