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Brown Harmonica

A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).
EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"
by JoeyKayComedian September 26, 2009
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Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
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harmonized fart

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013
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Harmonigga

The type of harmonica a black or uneducated person (i.e. homeless person) plays expecting pay for the shit they compose.
1. Damn, foo, you sho can play dat harmonigga!

2. Stop playing that harmonigga, you suck.
by A-Dawg1995 April 26, 2011
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hurmoso

1. American (New York) brand of underwear.

Mainly constructed of cotton and modal fabrics. Hurmoso's are known for being a very comfortable and quite creative. The brand has iconic photography produce mainly in New York City but also in cities including Buenos Aires, Paris and Stuttgart. The brand ad campaigns are known to be provocative, sexy, daring, creative and hot; appealing to both men and women.

tagline: you can tell a lot about a man from his underwear.
is that an anaconda in your hurmoso's? or are you just happy to see me?
by UndieMAN November 18, 2011
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harmonicolon

1) A harmonica which has, through a scientific and medical anomaly, fused with the human colon
2) The act of using ones colon to harmonize music.
Harmonicolon is a medical mystery, the cause of which may never be known.
by Quig Lee January 7, 2008
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harmonetic

In perfect word flow or harmony out of the mouth
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck sounds so harmonetic.
by Skench January 16, 2008
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