homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

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Hameroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

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Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

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Homerk

Homework but you don’t want to do it so you’re texting or distracting yourself.
Shortened version of the thing that must not be named

Comrade 1: I’m doing homerk
Comrade 2: No, you’re texting

Comrade 1: How’s your day going

Comrade 2: Its literally 11:20

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Huber

A honky so big, a honky so round. I like to piss right on the ground. My balls are big my dick is bigger, get the f*ck away from me you gosh darned nig-

"Man, look at Huber run." Mike said
"I wish I was a Huber" Jessica said.

by Huber Balls September 28, 2022

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