stay homer

Some one who tells people to home, and especially keeps their children home, out of an excessive fear of Covid-19

The head of the teachers union is such a damn stay homer I doubt they’ll ever open the schools

by Random thoughts March 14, 2021

two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.

Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.

by Freddy Ferno September 2, 2009

HoverPig

A woman who hovers above a toilet, and urinates all over the seat, then doesn't clean up after herself.

The toilet seats in the ladies rooms are always messy, thanks to all the "hoverpigs"!

by CongoNY March 15, 2009

hoerezoon

dutch for son of a bitch!

vuile hoerezoon! dutch for: stupid son of a bitch

by thijs October 14, 2003

Hober

A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.

Gee that asshole over there is acting like hober

by Doctor Noctor November 6, 2012

Hovering

When someone is eaves dropping, listening in , being nosy.

When you are eating and someone is looking at your food very hard and making you feel uncomfortable.

i was talking to by girl and her mom was HOVERING....(you can even make a helicoppter sound so your frieinds know what your talking about)

by La lengua, Darryl G September 20, 2010

Homer Alaska

A small ass town with too much drama, where the drug dealers are as young as 14 yr olds, its full of skaters, wiggers and hippies...the only nice rides are those who are Russian, Drug dealers, or those who fish in the summer..the girls are passed around like candy, the boys are all either, drunks, stoners, or crazy church head hippies...eveyone does town laps all day and stare at eachother. yep, this is my town..drama drama and more drama, and fish...and weed....thats all we got.

Ex. #1
1: "aaahh dudde, did you see kossis new 'lade?"
......highlight of everyones boring a*s day in homer alaska

Ex. #2
1: "what you wanna do?"
2: "idk, what you wanna do?''
1: "idk mane...what you finna do?'
.......continues to ride around town for about 6 hours.

by AKch!ck May 24, 2010