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three holed cum catcher

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.
my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.
by badgerlicker April 15, 2009
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hover craft

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.
Tyrese got annoyed because Demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.
by YoNasty June 11, 2006
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hover cheeks

When one farts as one walks, to create the effect of the ass cheeks to slide over each other on a cushion of gas.
I have a wicked case of hover cheeks today, man.
by Mark Grehan December 11, 2006
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Hovel

hut or a very broke down house
Dj lives in a hovel.
by Jacole May 19, 2005
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Hosed

Coworker 1: My customer just moved their software contract over to that compulsive liar loser with a big chin...

Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.
by slick50 December 23, 2009
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Hoedown

White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.
by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012
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hosed

1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example..

Steven hosed my computer..
by Som_Guy January 26, 2005
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