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Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
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houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
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Brody Houston

Brody Houston is a very funny person
by BoltingSpy31739 May 30, 2020
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Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang
"Hey, Houston, Follow me."
by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023
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Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
by Bella the princess November 5, 2023
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houston love story

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story

‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools
by heartkid March 18, 2024
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Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.
David, you are such a Houston Trent
by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021
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