Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 5, 2023

Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023

Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl

Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."

by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020