horseshit

1. the wastes of a horse
2. a fake and gay lie

"wow dude, that thing mr.brown taught us today was complete horseshit"

by a lint licker March 15, 2010

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

The greatest fucking band to come out of Flint Michigan. Mostly a classic rock party band but they also do quite a bit of alternative music. They mostly do Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other great 70's stuff.

Dude, Jake, the guitarist from Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, Justin the drummer, and Nolan the bassist make a kick-ass team!

by flintguy August 28, 2010

Work Horses

Extremely powerful well defined legs that extenuate athleticism and genetic prowess.

Tommy has some serious work horses, I bet he could squat an elephant seal.

by Schlake Schlooten June 5, 2013

Rusty horseshoe

When two girls are stacked on top of each other and you use a double sided dildo analy on them

That lesbian couple really likes rusty horseshoes

by Garrettb125 June 19, 2016

HorseshoePond

A Word Used To Make Someone Miss or Mess Something Up. To Be Used Before Someone Shoots A Shot In Basket Ball.
Random Word To Make People Stare

John Is about to shoot The 8 Ball In a Game of Pool.
Tom Says, "HorseshoePond"
John Misses.

by Drock5252 February 2, 2009

Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers

These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition

by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

Horses

Something that you have in the back!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019