hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

hoffer

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

hoffcrotch

The crotch area of David Hasselhoff.

"Man, if I have to look at the Hoffcrotch for another minute I will never get this animation done."

by BAAA December 23, 2007

Hoffa Challenge

The act of incerting ones hand into a vagina making it past the wrist bone...

Dude this girl was so loose i completled the Hoffa Challenge without having to use me knee for added support...

by Walt Thizzny January 11, 2009

Hoffman-man

Abbie Hoffman's super hero alter-ego.

Hoffman-man saves the day.

by Hoffmaniac August 17, 2009

Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011