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Nerf Herder

Noun: A collector of spent Nerf Gun ammunition.

The identity of a foam dart collector is revealed as soon as a few shots have been fired, they scrabble around on the floor and grab them like addicts. Refilling clips and chambers bring them a great deal of comfort.
My cat is a nerf herder. Like Hannibal Lecter, he doesn't keep trophies. He eats them.
by Effsix May 14, 2011
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Herder

A guy who only dates and hooks up with fat and unattractive girls. He heards fat girls like cattle.
Daddy: Aaaaaaaaaaaye Lavonte! You hook up with that one fine bitch last night?

Lavonte: Are you kidding?!?! She had bomb tits and ass, her face was nice, and she had a great body. Hell no. I only like fat bitches. If you see a fat cow around let me know.

Daddy: Ooo..your a herder? Well i guess fat girls need love too.
by Yung Midnite March 15, 2011
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herds

"herds", being from South Jersey we used this word to mean
a long time, between times and years, etc.
"I havent seen them in herds!"
"We havent spoken in herds!"
by Christine V August 25, 2007
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stampeding herds

Masses of mindless people or critters all hell bent toward a common goal. See committee mentality.
Many times, crowds of people will see someone do something, and think they should do it too, even though they have no idea why the first person did it. They become stampeding herds of two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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The Herdsman

Irish legend of a man who stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand. He then picked up the pieces and made an island. This island is where beutiful women go when they die.
Father, I bet mum wishes you were more strong and hearty like the Herdsman. I bet she does son, I bet she does.
by Zachary G January 3, 2006
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Turd Herder

Slang name for a gay male.
"That fag is a turd herder of deep holes!
by mow_er_racer April 16, 2009
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herdegen

a wig-wearing homosexual male prone to fits of sluticious behavior, akin to performing sexual acts in fast food restaurants, gutters and other trash receptacles, over-using the word "cunt nugget," and soliciting pornographic material (ex. b-hole pops) for the worldly population's insatiable sexual pleasure
psshhh.... i can't believe that herdegen is showing his blonde ass in a hungry howies again
by themitten123 July 5, 2010
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