consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Health Jail

A Hospital

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again

by Laslo420 March 8, 2022

Health dyke

a girl who attends hphs and thinks that she is a guy and wears clothes like a guy. a girl who forgets she still has a vagina and there is still blood coming out of it.

these health dykes are wildin out

by gerald green August 29, 2018

Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

Mental Health

Isn't it weird to anyone else that I say that the religion is an insane incest cult and now Jordan Peterson has decided that the psychology is wrong and that the only REAL way to be mentally healthy is to do his incest cult. Like, adopting gender roles IS mental health now. You have a RESPONSIBILITY to DO THE GENDER ROLES. And you just HAVE TO do the incest cult.

Hym "That IS mental health now. It's all veiled in coded language but the crux of it is 'You just HAVE to do the gender roles/incest cult or you're a psychopath.' That's his whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Deteriorating Health

Aaaw, hey! Look at that! Dying buddies! Yay! You're dying too! That's fun.

Hym "Deteriorating Health is no fun. As least you don't got the brainz fluid. This shit is crazy. Abject agony 24/7. And annoying! The popping sound in my ear all day, every day is CLEARLY grating away at my sanity. And the weaponized schizophrenia! THAT... That is ALSO a part of the reason I'm dying. So that's fun too..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025