Hawkesbury

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.

Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time

Hawkesbury by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

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hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

hawk-swooping by boocs March 17, 2022

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Hankshusbandcanon

Honestly im scared of you but your a Great person

Hankshusbandcanon is very very good person

Hankshusbandcanon by Dr.sunshine March 2, 2022

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pidgeon hawkin

When your the sober guy in a room full of drunkin breeziez, lurking, waiting, for the first one who looks like she's gonna hit the floor, and offers to give her a (RIDE)!!!!!!

Hey P~ROCK stop dat pidgeon hawkin!!!!

pidgeon hawkin by alex contreras August 25, 2007