Hard & Early

By going against all expert advice, failing miserably, but claiming victory anyway and hoping nobody noticed.
Feigning a quick response, but in reality putting in a lackluster and slow performance.

Demonstrably doing too little, too late.

"2 months after they requested it and 3 days after the city was taken, we went hard & early and sent a rapid rescue team in a very slow plane." Jacinda Ardern.

"After covid was in the country, we went hard & early to close the borders. We have eliminaded it!" Jacinda Ardern

by Enough NZ! August 19, 2021

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

Hard on the R

This discerns from a slur form and the slang form of the word "nigger". If pronounced with a hard 'R', its considered racist. If its pronounced with an 'a', phonetically spelled 'nigga', the term is not meant as racist rather as a sort of nickname, like buddy or ace.

Guy 1 "that right theres a typical nigger"
Guy 2 "whoa whoa, hard on the r"

by bestuseurnikes September 9, 2010

Hard pass

A phrase to ecstatically say no!

Would you like to experiment fisting with me? It could be an exotic first for the both of us and solidify our monogamy. Her reply was swift, “hard pass!”

by Willis 1452 March 30, 2019

Hard Hawk

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)

The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.

by The Hawk Man May 14, 2005

fuck hard

It's having sex, fucking, so it's when a boy gets inside of a girl very very hard and make her moan

" I fucked her very hard dude"

" fuck hard er! "

by FB! August 15, 2016

Hard ohn

A slang term used by most teenagers in Lusaka, Zambia to define someone cool.

Mike: "Can your friend fit in?"
Joe: "Yeah, that nigga a hard ohn."

by Franklin Ortez December 5, 2021